Ok so this is how it all started.
One of my best friends (for anonymity sake let's call him - and the other dudes - "Dude") signed up for JDate. Yes he wants to meet that special someone and I don't think is just out to hook up. He goes out with a girl (let's just refer to her - and all others in her situation - from here on out as "Psycho Girl") that he "meets" through JDate.
It all starts out fairly normal, drinks which then evolve to dinner. From what I understand (and I'm a girl so he may have not shared all with me) they make out a bit and then eventually one night they do the deed. This all happens over about a month or so (with Thanksgiving in between which is basically a dead week so we don't count that). After they "take out the trash" (one of Word Is Bond's fun expressions for the sex) the first time, he even takes her out for breakfast!
So the deed is done on a Saturday, breakfast is had on a Sunday and Sunday night "Dude" has a standing football date with his guy friends (of which she is aware and has texted him many many times during games). Sunday night after the breakfast she proceeds to text non stop asking him to come over. He of course doesn't want to as it's only been about a month and he's trying to take it easy and not see her every single day twice a day, and also he has plans to hang out with his friends. So his birthday is that Tuesday and she obsessively stalks him all damn day texting and gchatting happy birthday like 4,000 times. She eventually asks him for plans, he says he's got a crazed week and not exactly sure what's going on (at this point he's getting very turned off to her as she does not leave him alone! GIRLS...b/c he had sex with you does not mean you should talk every single day at every single minute, you are still just dating and getting to know each other.
In any case, the following weekend, he sleeps with her again (dumb dude, very dumb) and because he's one of the nicest kids ever, takes her out to breakfast AGAIN. Sunday night, same thing happens "come over come over, i can't believe you don't come over!" and then the final text: "I guess I'm never seeing you again!"... um, where did that come from?? She texts the next morning saying: "Sorry I guess Drunk me wrote that text"...and then calls again at night after he does not respond to her other two texts b/c he doesn't want to get yelled at for nothing.
The below events transpire after his "radio silence" does not apparently tell her that she should not call... Note to all - if someone doesn't respond after two crazy unnecessary texts and a confrontational phone call... DO NOT GCHAT THEM!!!!!!
Tuesday morning Dude and I are chatting as we normally do...and the conversation goes a little something like this (trust me, it's really good):
Dude: yo
me: Yo
Dude: talked to that chick
it's done
me: Did you call her?
Or text?
Dude: gchat
me: Ha
Dude: it's all documented
me: Transcript please?
Dude: HOLD
12:12 PM Psycho Girl: hey
12:14 PM me: what's up
12:15 PM Psycho Girl: so i tried to call you last night about it
12:16 PM but i have to say something
ive been through a lot in the past year with shitty guys and i really cannot handle something similar again, so if youre not interested in dating me and just want me as a booty call id rather not continue seeing you
12:17 PM thuoght id rather say something now than wait a few months when there are deeper feelings involved
12:20 PM me: i understand how you feel. i don't think i'm interested in getting into something too serious right now.
12:21 PM if i gave you the wrong impression, i'm sorry.
12:23 PM Psycho Girl: what does that even mean?
12:27 PM me: i guess we should stop seeing each other
Psycho Girl: fantastic!
me: Wow
She's nuts
I mean dude you might have Liked her if she didn't stalk you
Like take it easy girl we've known each other a month
Dude: she signed off right after she wrote "fantastic!"
Dude: either that or she blocked me
me: That was my favorite part
She created this whole thing
Had she just chilled out maybe you would have dated her
Dude: maybe
me: She has no one to blame but herself
Dude: she's been a lot in the past year with shitty guys
shocking
Dude: it's not like i didn't take her out
we've been out for drinks a few times
dinner once, brunch twice
not like she ever offered to pay
Dude: jesus
she's iming me again
thought she blocked me
Dude: Psycho Girl: im really upset, didnt think you were such a jerk
me: honestly i think you should tell her you don't feel like you were a jerk and that she came on a bit too strong - that you had every intention of continuing dating her until she freaked out and called you every 5 seconds
she needs to know for future reference
Dude: oh my lord
this is getting good
me: ok can you tell me
please
this is like a soap opera to me
Dude: you are gonna love this
Psycho Girl: im really upset, didnt think you were such a jerk
Sent at 2:48 PM on Tuesday
me: i'm sorry. i don't think i was a jerk. what do you want me to say?
Sent at 2:52 PM on Tuesday
Psycho Girl: i mean did i really read that much into everything, you dont want a relationship but youre on jdate?
it just doesnt make any sense
Sent at 2:53 PM on Tuesday
me: i don't know what to tell you. i think you're cool and have had fun hanging out with you. i just don't think i want to get into a relationship with you. i really don't mean to upset you.
it just doesnt feel right
Psycho Girl: then why does it feel right to me?
Sent at 2:57 PM on Tuesday
me: i don't know what to tell you
i'm sorry
Sent at 2:58 PM on Tuesday
me: what is wrong with her?????
Dude: Psycho Girl: then why does it feel right to me?
now i feel bad
Dude: do you think she's done? or will there be more?
me: i dont know
me: just tell her simply
look u are nice
we've been dating for a month
i just didn't think it needed to get so serious so quick
i think you should tell her that she came on too strong
Dude: no, cause then she'll just say we can slow things down
i thought i was clear
me: true
ps - i'm filling my friend in on this, i hope that's ok
she says to say "I"M JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU"
in all caps so she gets it
poor kid's just not getting it
Dude: i think it's pretty clear that i was immediately turned off when she started acting psycho
me: um, no it's not
u have to tell her that
Dude: i'm done
if she presses the issue, i'll tell her
me: yeah
i mean she's not done
she'll be back
the minute she gets drunk
Dude: does your friend love it?
me: um,her and i are plotting a website
Dude: brilliant
me: where we publish texts/gchats/emails and show girls where they went wrong
Dude: can i be a columnist?
me: and if you are having a stalker you can just direct her to that site
Dude: seriously, that's brilliant
you could do better, i think
how about
Dude: stopbeingapsychobitch.com
Dude: getyourheadoutofyourass.com
me: hahahaha
i mean these girls need help
Dude: i think guys do the same thing
my cousin is always telling me about her friends' guy stalkers
Dude: Oh god she’s back again: Psycho Girl: so basically you just wanted ass awesome, have a nice life
Sent at 3:55 PM on Tuesday
me: Oh my god
I told you she wasn't done
Dude: ha
i'm debating writing her an email and telling her she's psycho.
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